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Monday 13 January 2014

kalyug ki dropadi

kalyug ki dropadi

Uske jaangh khoon se lathpath the. Aankhen bahar ki taraf ubal rahi thi. Jism par kapde ka ek resha nahin tha. Boor (Choot) se khoon rees raha tha jo ab rukne laga tha aur uski saasein bhi rukne lagi thi. Badan ne ek aakhri jhatka liya aur thanda pad gaya.
17-18 saal se upar ki nahin thi wo. Neembu samaan choochiyan, maansal jaanghein, patli kamar, saawla rang, lambe baal, hoth rasbhare, kul milakar chudai ka poora jugad. Isi soch se Ranga aur jagga ke badan mein havas ki aag jal uthti thi aur lund bekabu ho jaata tha.
Aaj ke shikaar ne co-operate nahin kiya varna shayad kal ka din dekh leti.

Inka lund bhi sirf kamsin ladkiyon ko hi dekh kar khada hota tha. 18-20 saal. Usse upar par to ye nazar bhi nahin daalte the.

Jaane kitne katal, loot-paat, balatkaar kiye the unhone. Rampur, jo fulwarisharif se 60 km door ek gaon tha, yahaan ke betaaj badshah the wo. Local policewalon se achchi saathgath thi isliye apne gaon ko chodke doosre gaon mein wardaatein karte the.

Ab tak kareeb 40-50 ladkiyon ko apne havas ka shikaar bana chuke honge. Jisme se 15-20 ladkiyon ko to inhone apni gharwali banakar kai bachche bhi janwaye. 20 saal ki hone ke baad unhe kothe pe bech dete.
Gaon se 20 km door jangalon mein unka makaan tha. Saand jaise bullet pe jab nikalte to sab sadak khali kar dete.
45 ki umar ke aas-paas honge wo aur kad kareeb 6’5”, wajan hoga yahi koi 120-140 kg.
Ghani mooche, chauda pehelwaani deel-daul, lund kareeb 10” lumba aur 2.5” mota.
Inki ek khasiyat ye thi ki jo ladki thode samjhane par apni marji se apni aabru lutane par taiyaar ho jaye use ye bade maje se chodte the aur apne ghar par biwi bana ke rakhte the. Warna, bakiyon ka wahi haal hota jo 18 saal ki kamla ka hua tha jise ye log fulwari ke govt high school ki gate se utha laye the.

Rani 11th class ki student thi jo Fulwari ke jilha high school mein padti thi.
18 saal ki us anchui jawaani mein itna ras tha jo kisi bhi bhanware ko pyaasa kar de.
Chote Totapari aam ke aakar ke uske choochiyon par wo bhoora sa bada angoor uske chhati ki shobha badhate the. Gaand he chhed tak lambe baal aur bhara nitamb. Uske hoth mote the aur aankhein badi-badi. Saawle se thoda mand rang aur bhari jaanghein. 18 saal ki umar mein bhi 25 saala badan. Chehre ki masumiyat hi use bas 14-15 ka ehsaas deta tha. 40 kg wajan ki wo kamsin jawaani apna ras chhalkane ko poori tarah taiyaar thi.
Sex ka koi gyan na tha use par apne sharaabi rickshaw driver baap ko roj raat mein maa ke saath bistar pe kaht-pat karte suna tha.
Abi tak uski maa ne use bra nahi pehanne diya thi jiski wajah se uski ghundiyan uske shirt ya frock pe se kaafi zahir hote the. Boor pe ek baal tak na tha na kisi ne kabhi uske jawaan badan ko kabhi touch tak kiya tha.
Gareeb ghar ki wo ladki subah ghar ka kaam karti jab uski maa doosron ke ghar kaam karti. Maa ke aane ke baad wo din mein govt school jaati.

Unhi dino ki baat hai jab ek din rani ki school ki chutti hui. Kareeb dopahar ke 4 baj rahe honge aur tej baarish ki wajah se bahar bahut kam roshni thi. Baarish bhi itni tej ki haath ko haath nahi soojh raha tha.
Kareeb adha ghanta wait karne par bhi jab baarish kam na hui to usne nikalne ka faisla kiya. Aadhe ghante ka paidal safar tha uske ghar tak ka. Joote geele na ho jaaye isliye usne utar kar plastic ke thaile mein daal liya. Basta kandhe par latkaye tej baarish mein bheegte huye wo nikal padi. Uske white color ka t-shirt bheegne ki wajah se badan pe chipak gaya tha aur uske ubharon ko dikhane laga.
White frock hbi kamar aur jaanghon pe chipak gayee thi. Ranga-Jagga school ke aage ke turn pe apni bullet pe bheegte baithe the. 2 hafte se unke laudo ne paani nahin chhoda tha isliye aaj unka party ka din tha. Jab rani unke baju se gujar rahi thi to ranga ne lapak kar ushe peeche se daboch liya aur start bullet par Jagga ke peeche baith gaya. Uski hatheli rani ke muh par thi aur uska badan un dono ke beech mein. Rani ke joote is achanak huye hamle mein wahi gir gaya aur itni jaldi mein use kuch samajh tak na aaya.
Jab dimaag sochne ki halat mein hua to paaya ki wo kareeb 4-5 km aage gaon ke bahar nikal gaye the.

Ranga ne uska basta nikaal ke sadak ke kinaare nalle nein fek diya aur rani ke muh par se haath hata diya. Tej baarish ki wajah se sadak sunsaan tha aur waise bi wo ab highway pe sahar ke bahar aa gaye the. Dedh ghante ka safar tha unke ghar tak ka.
Rani ne muh p se haath hat te hi rote hoye machalne lagi ki use chhod do, kahaan le ja rahe hain humko, humko ghar jaana hai ityadi. Ranga ne apni lumbu rampuri nikaal ke uske gardan pe rakha aur kaha – Tu kahin nahi jaa rahi gudiya, humre saath swarg mein chalo. Kaamdev ka pyaar denge aur tumko paari bana denge.
Rani kuch samajh na paayi aur subukte huye kehne lagi – maa maregi agar late huye to, babuji to belt se marenge. Aaj khana bi nahi milega agar ghar pahuchke kaam nahi kiye to.
Ranga pyaar bhare swar mein bola – ka gudiya, maa aur babuji pyaar nahi karte ka tumko.
Rani boli – nahin, bahut marte hain kahe se ki hum ladka nahi hain isliye. Babuji maa ke marte hain aur maa humre upar gussa nikalti hai.
Ranga – Kauno baat nahi gudiya rani, ab tumko ghar jaave ki kauno jarurat nahi. Humare saath chal khoob sukh se rahegi. Khoob khaye piye ke mili aur rani bana ke rakhenge, ka naam ba tohaar.
Rani – Rani!
Ranga – are wah tohaar to naam bhi rani hai. Chal humri rani ban ke rahegi to kuchh bhi kare ke jaroorat na padi.
Rani ye battein sunke thodi shaant huyi par use ye samajh nahi aa raha tha ki koi kyun use maharani bana ke rakhega.
Asmanjas mein wo boli – par humko kahaan le jaibe aur kahe kuchho na kare ke padi. Hum to gareeb ghar ke naseeb phutal ladki bani?
Ab ranga ne muskurate huye uske gaal par ek pappi lee aur kaha – gudiya rani, samjho humko bhagwaan ne aapan sabse sundar gudiya ka khoob accha se khayaal rakhe khatir bheja hai. Hum dunno apsara jaisan sundar apni rani ka khoob dekhbhaal karab aur badla mein tum humaar.
Rani – dhat! Hum kahaan sundar bani.sab humko kaali kahke chidate hai.
Ranga – dur paagal! Kaali hone se koi asundar thode ho jaata hai. Tum to kajol ke jaisi Sundar aur pyaari ho.
Rani lajaa gayi aur sar jhuka ke muskiyane lagi.
Ranga jo ab tak uske kamar pe apne dono haath rakhe huye tha ab uske chhatiyon par dono hatheliyon ko rakhke bola – gudiya rani, tum hum dunno ki lugaai banogi na?
Rani thoda sapkapayi aur poochi – dunno ki lugai???
Ranga – Haan rani, aur isme buraai ka baa. Pandavon ki bhi to ekke lugai thi draupadi. Phir hum to do hi bani nu. Aur phir hum dunno jab tumra khoob khayaal rakhenge to tumko bhi to dunno ke taraf aapan lugai wala kaam kare ke padi na. Roj tohra ke khilauna, jewar, kapda, pakwaan to hum dunno laib na? Ab dekho humko bhagwaan ne kaha ki tumko poora sukh de jo tuhra ke abhi tak na mila. U bole ki din-raat tumko pyaar deve aur kabhi apne se alag na kare. Aur bole ki ee ekke tarah se ho sakt hai agar hum dunno tumse biyaah kar ke aapan dulhan bana le.
Rani “ dhat” kehte huye peeche ranga ke chhati mein muh chhipa li.

In anpadh kaule gareeb ghar ki ladkiyon ko chahe koi gyan na ho par itna joroor ehsaas hota hai ki 15-18 saal ke umar tak pahuchte hi shaadi karke apne marad ka ghar sajana hota hai aur ladke janke ghar chalane mein madad karna.
Haalaki rani ko ye ehsaas na tha ki mard ki kin jarooraton ka khayaal rakhna hota hai aur bachhe kaise jante hai. Phir bhi wo ye sochke khush thi ki use apni maa ke jaisa pati nahi mila.
Inhi khayalo mein wo khoi thi jab ranga ne uska t-shirt dheere se khichkar skirt se nikal diya aur uske andar haath daalke rani ke kamar ko thaam liya.
Rani us garmi ka ehsaas kar chihuk padi.
Ranga use apne kareeb khichke apne jaanghon pe bitha diya.
Rani chihukte huye boli – uiiiiii maaaaaa! Kuchho gad raha hai.
Ranga haste huye bola – are gudiya ihe to hamaar pyaar kare ke samaan ba ihe to tohra ke sundar bachha debe.
Rani kuch samajh na payi aur utsukta se poochi – u kaise?

Ranga- ghabrao mat ghar pahuchke bata denge.

Phir ranga ne apne haatheli se rani ke left chuchi pe rakh diya.

Phir ranga ne apne haatheli rani ke left chuchi pe rakh diya.
Ye kya kar rahe hai aap?? – rani ne kasmasate huye ranga se poocha.
Ranga pyaar se uske gardan par ek chumma lete huye bola – kuch nahi dulari ye to bus itna dekhne ke liye tha ki abhi aur kitna bada aur sundar banega tumraa choochi.

Aisi gandi batein rani jaisi unchuyi ladki ke liye bilkul naya tha so ye sun wo phir se lajaa gayee aur ‘DHATT’ kehte huye ranga ke chhati mein muh chuppa diya.

Usi awastha mein wo sakuchate huye poochi – lekin humko to pyaar-vyaar ke baare mein kuch nahi maloom hai. Hum kaise aap dono ko sukhi rakhenge?? Aur humse kucch kami ho gaya to bhagwaan kabhi humko maaf nahin karenge.
Ye sunkar ranga hasne laga aur rani ki right choochi meeste huye uske kaanon ke paas phusfusate huye bola – gudiya rani! Jab biyaah ho jayega aur suhaagraat mein humlog bistar pe nange honge to tumko pata chal jayega ki marad ko pyaar kaise kiya jaata hai.

Ye kehte huye usne rani ke halke-fulke badan ko ghumaa kar apne muh ke taraf kar liya. Ab rani uske taraf muh karke nazrein sharam se neeche gadaye Bullet par baithi thi.
Ranga ki gandi baatein sunke aur choochiyon ki tilmilahat se uska jism garam ho gaya tha aur choot paniyane lagi thi. Ye ehsaas uske liye bilkul naya tha aur uski kucch samajh nahin aa raha tha ki bhala choochiyon ka aur gandi baton ka aur choot ka aapas mein kya sambandh hai?
Fir bhi use accha lag raha tha aur ghar ki yaad to us dukhiyari gareeb ko sataa hi nahi rahi thi. Shayad uske liye accha hi hua jo use us narak se chhutkaraa mil gaya. or is tarah ????

Usi awastha mein 10 minute ranga ke chhati se chipke rahne ke baad rani haule bakri jaisi mimiyate huye boli – suniye! Humko pesaab laga hai.
Ye sunte hi jagga ke pair break par jam gaye. Wo samajh gaya hi bearish ki thandak aur ranga ke haathon ki garmi ne ye kiya hai. Sadak ke side mein bike lagakar ranga ne rani ko ishara karte huye kareeb mein ek jhaadi ke udhar mootne ke liye bola.
Rani jhaad ke taraf badhne lagi to paaya ki ranga-jagga bhi saath aa rahe the. Jhaad tak pahunch ke wo asmanjas mein khadi ranga-jagga ko dekhne lagi. Dono uski bechaini ko bhaap gaye aur ranga bola – gudiya, apne hone waale pati-parmeshwar se kuchh bhi chhupana nahin chahiye. Frock uthao aur humko bhi to chatpata kachauri ka darshan do. Aur phir humko bhi to pesaab laga hai. Tumre saath hi kar lenge. Aise tumko bhi humare pyaar ka auzaar dikh jayega!

Pata nahin kyun rani ko unki gandi batein acchi lag rahi thi. Shayad isliye ki ye sab uske liye bilkul naya tha aur dardhaali ke dinon se mukt ek azaadi.
Ranga ki ye baat sunke rani ne shararat se apne honth daaton tale dabate huye ungli nachakar banawati andaaz mein kehne lagi – aap log bahut gande hain! Shaadi ke pehle hi dulhan ko sataa rahe hain.
Jagga ne haste huye rani se bola – chalo-chalo ab jyaada sharmao mat aur halka ho lo.
Aisa kehte huye wo lapak kar rani ke kareeb aaya aur uske frock ke andar haath daalke chaddi utarne laga.
Ye dekh rani usi shararati andaaz mein uchalke jagga ke giraft se azaad huyi aur jeebh nikalke thenga dikhate huye chidha kar boli – e..e..e..e..chhut gayi, chhut gayi!
Par itne mein ranga uske peeche se aaya aur bijli ki gaati se rani ke frock mein haath daalke uski chaddi neeche kheech di. Rani ne sapkapakar peeche dekha aur banawati maayusi se boli – uuuuuuu....aap bade badmaas hain. Jeet gaye aap.
Ranga jo apne ghutno ke bal tha inaam ke swaroop rani ki chaddi uske pairon se nikaal kar soonghne laga. Jagga ke aankhon mein lalach thi jise dekh ranga ne chaddi uske taraf uchhal di. Jagga bhi paaglon ke samaan us peeli chaddi ko soonghne laga. Uski aankhein madhoshi mein doobne lagi.

Unki is harkat ko dekh rani ko bada achraj hua aur usne poocha – chee-chee, ee kya kar rahe hain aaplog. Gandaa cheej ko soongh ke itna mazaa le rahe hain???
Ranga hasa aur bola – are humri rani, tumra khushboo mein itna nasha hai jitna humre gaanja ke chilum mein bhi nahi hai. Chalo ab saath mein mootenge.
Par rani ko ab bhi thoda laaj aa raha tha. Dus saal ke umar ke baad to uske baapu ne bhi use kabhi nanga nahi dekha to phir ab to wah jawaan thi aur ye bilkul ajnabi.
Wo is soch mein doobi thi ki dekha ranga-jagga ne apne zip kholke apne lund nikale aur shuru ho gaye.
Lund ka mootne ke siva kya kaam hota hai ye maloom na hone ke bavjood bhi rani unke lund ka size dekh kar sihar uthi aur badan mein ek thandi lehar daudi jiske wajah se uske rongte khade ho gaye.
Uski hairani tab tooti jab ranga apne lund ko jhatakte huye ziper mein daala aur bola – ka soch rahi hai buchiya! Mootna nahi hai ka?
Rani ke muh se sirf itna hi nikla – hh....haan.
To fir moot – Ranga bola.
Rani to waise bhi samajh gayi thi ki mootna use inke saamne hi padega so usne aakhir try kiya – aap log muh to fer lijiye na!
Thik hai, thik hai. Ye kehkar don one muh fer liya.
Rani ne dheere se apna geela frock kamar se sarkate huye ghutnon tak layi aur neeche baith kar mootne lagi.
Moot ki dhaar ki awaaz sun dono jhat se palat gaye aur rani kea age peeche aakar jhuk gaye aur uski choot aur gaand dekhne lage. Rani bilkur sharma ke jhep gayi. Par pesaab itne jor se lagi thi ki beech mein control bhi nahi kar pa rahi thi.
Usne mimiyate huye gidgida kar boli – aaplog cheating kiye. Ee acchi baat nahi hai.
Ranga jo ki aage ki taraf tha rani ke moot ki dhaar ko soongh raha tha aur uske anchuye fule kachauri jaise choot ko dekhkar paagal ho gaya aur chhap se apna muh rani ke choot ke kareeb laaya aur pesaab ki dhaar ko peene laga.
Peeche jagga apna naak rani ke gaand ke ched mein sataa kar soongh raha tha aur mast hua ja raha tha.
Kucch seconds mein rani khali hokar uthi aur ghin se muh banate huye boli – aap log bahut gande hain. Kahi koi pesaab thode peeta hai kisika?
Ranga jo abhi bhi us jaayke ka chatkhara le raha tha, hothon pe jeebh ferte huye bola – gudiya rani, tum to hamaar jindgi ka hissa banne waali ho to fir tumse kaisa sharam. Humraa sab accha bura tumhaara aur tumraa sab humaara. Maa bacchha ki doodh pilati ha to ka ganda baat hai? Do premi chumma lete hai to ek doosre kar thoook peete hai, ka wo gandi baat ha? Jab ee ganda nahi hai to humri rani ka pesaab hum piye to kaun sa ghin hai??
Ranga ka ye tark banawati the rani ko sunke aisa laga jaise wo dono use bahut chhahte hai aur wo sachmuch uske liye bhagwaan dwara bheje huye farishte hai.
Rani ne nezrein neeche jhukaye boli – humka maaf kar do. Hum bahut chhote hain ee sab baat samajhne ke liye. Aap dono sachmuch farishta hai jo humko narak se nikalke swarg le ja rahe hain.
Farig hone ke baad rani ne unse apni chaddi maangi to ranga ne use door jhaadiyon mein uchhal diya aur bola – ab iska kauno jaroorat anhi. Aur waise bhi geeli chaddi pehenogi to thand lag jayegi.
Rani ko bhi uski baat sahi jaan padi.
Jagga ne bike start ki aur rani pehle ki tarah ranga ke taraf muh karke thakaan ki wajah se uske chhati mein sar chhupa ke so gayi.
Baaki poore 1 ghante ke safar mein ranga ke haath rani ke nange chuttadon par sarsarate rahe aur kabhi uske gaand to kabhi choot par krida karte rahe. Kabhi beech beech mein rani chihuk kar uth jaati agar ranga uske choot ke dannon par harkat karta. Par ranga ne apni had limited rakhi aur rani ko jyaada pareshan nahi kiye.
Un donon ko maloom tha ki ye sirf shuruwaat hai aur aaj raat shaadi aur suhaagraat ke bad abhi unhe rani ke saath aur bhi khel khelne hai!!!!!!!!
Rani ki neend khuli jab ek jhatke se bike ruka aur uska sar ranga ke thuddi se takraya. Achkachate huye usne ankhein kholi to dekha ki wo jungle ke Madhya mein kahi the aur wahan ek do manzil ka pakka makaan tha. Ranga ne use god mein uthaya aur jagga ke saath andar aa gaya. Yeh drawing room tha. Kuch sofa-kursiyon ke alawa yahan ek chhota table bar bhi tha jisme desi-videshi sab tarah ke whisky-rum aur beer rakhe the. Agla bedroom tha. Uff…. Aisa interior jise dekhkar kisi impotent insaan ka bhi lund khada hokar jhaad jaaye. Ye ek golakaar karma tha jisme chaaro taraf deewaron par ashleel photo chipke huye the. Kamasutra ke saare asan bhi depicted the. Kamre ke beecho-beech 8’*8’ ka bada gaddedaar palang tha jispar makhmal ka chadar aur kambal tha. Bistar ke dono traf showcase the jisme pracheen pattharon ki murthiyaan thi jo stri-purush ke sambhog ki wyakhya kar rahe the.
Ye sab dekhkar rani sharam se laal huye jaa rahi thi. Uska dil joro se dhadak raha tha aur na jaane kyun un tasveeron ko dekh use ek meetha ehsaas ho raha tha jo uske jaanghon ke beech baar-baar ek sirhan paida kar rahi thi.
Inhi ehsason mein khoyi thi jab ranga ne use god se neeche utara aur AC on kar diya.
Haalanki garmi ka mausam na tha par in saandon ko to hamesha hi garmi hoti rahti thi.

Room ki shanti bhang karte huye Jagga ne poocha – ka re gudiya, kaisan laga humra shayan-kaksh?
Rani sharmate huye boli – Khoob sundar hai par ee sab ganda photo kahe laga rakhe hain.
Jagga bola – are meri chidiyaa! Ab to tu humri lugaee ban rahi hai to tumko malum to hona chahiye na ki biyah ke baad ka karte hain. Aur fir ee sab se seekh kar hi to tum humko khush kar paogi na. Aur marad-lugaee ke beech mein kuch bhi ganda nahin hota hai. Ee to tumko samajh mein aa hi gaya hoga jab hum tumraa pesaab peeye the.

Rani ko jaise ehsaas hua ki usne kuch galat keh diya aur wo afsos bhare lehje mein boli – humko maaf kar dijiye. Humko lugaee ka kauno kartavya ka gyan nahi hai isi se pooch liye.
Ranga haste huye bola – Koi baat nahi gudiya, ab to apna janam-janamantar ka saath hoga. Dheere-dheere sab seekha denge.
Rani ne fir jigyasa se poocha – ee room mein khali ek hi palang kyun hai?
Is baar jagga ke hasne ki baari thi – are laado rani, jab hum tumhaare marad ban jayenge to kya humse alag sowogi? Aur alag sowogi to humaare beech pyaar kaise hoga aur fir nanhi rani kaise aayegi. Bolo?

Rani sharam se nazrein zameen mein gadaa di.
Itne mein ranga baaju ke kapaat mein se ek laal ghutnon tak ka ghagra, laal doriyon wali choli aur ek laal dupatta le kar ayaa aur rani ko dete huye bola – le laado pahin le. Naha dho ke rasoi mein jakar jara sabke liye chai aur nashta bana de.

Rani ne kapde haath mein lekar ulat-pulat kar dekhne lagi to Ranga poocha – kya hua gudiyaa?
Rani utsukta se poochi – sab thik hai par isme kachchi kyun nahi hai.
Ispar jagga haste hue bola – are pagli! Yahan humare ghar mein chaddi to chhodo koi kapda hi nahi pahintaa hai. Dheere-dheere tumko sab samajh jayega. Par itna yaad rakna ki agar kabhi chaddi pehna to hum log naraaz ho jayenge.

Rani ko kuch ajeeb laga par wo unhe naraaz nahi karna chahti thi isliye haule se sir haan mein hila di aur kapde lekar attached bathroom mein ghus gayi.

Baarish se bheega badan jab jharne ke gungune paani se nahaaya to saari thakaan aur neend ud gayee.
Kareeb aadhe ghante baad rani farig hokar bahar nikli. Wo apne geele kapde liye doosre kamre mein pahunchi to hakbaka gayee. Ranga-billa bilkul janamjaat awastha mein sofe pe baith TV dekh rahe the. Poore badan par kapde ka ek bhi resha nahi tha. Unke shareer pe sir-se-paav tak bhaloo jaise baal the. Chehre par ghanee dhadi, sar pe lambe baal, chhati aur peeth baalon se bhaare, aur jhaante to itni ghani ki lauda us waqt 5” hone par bhi dikhayee nahi de raha tha. Poore pairon mein bhi ghaane baal the. Poore-ke-poore chalet-firte aadi manav.
Rani ko dekh dono aascharyachakit the. Rani bilkul laal pari lag rahi thi. Unhe apne shikaar par garv ho raha tha aur aage ki kalpana kar unke lund full tight ho gaye.
Ab fir se chaukne ki baree rani ki thi jo un ghaane jhaaton mein laude ko taad nahi payee thi. Ab un laplapate ghode jaise laudon ko dekh uska saara jism sar-se-paav tak kaap gaya.
Kuch pal ki chhuppi ko ranga ne toda aur chakte huye bola – are wah gudiya, khoob jah rahi hai ee kapde mein. Ekdum gharwali jaisan lag rahi hai! Achcha jao aur kucch saaman hai rasoi mein, chai aur nashta bana lo. Fir todi de mein pujarin aati hogi!!

Rani tajjub se poochi – Pujarin! Wo kyun? Ghar mein koi pooja karwana hai kya.

Ranga bola – Pooja hi to hai rani jaan. Humaraa biyaah hoga to pooja to hoga hi na?

DHATT kehte huye rani rasoi ki taraf lapak lee.











Ranga jiski baat kar raha tha wo koi aur nahi balki paas ke gaon ki ek vaishya thi jo jawaani mein unka shikaar bani thi. Use hi pujarin banakar wo rani ko ye ehsaas dilana chahte the ki unki shaadi ho rahi hai taki wo poori jaan lagakar bina shikayat kiye apne husbands ki sewa kare.

Rani rasoi mein upma aur chai banakar kamre mein le aayi. Unko serve karne ke baad wo baaju ke chair pe baith gayi. Abhi bhi wo unke is avatar ko dekh kar comfortable nahi huyi thi. Ranga ye taad gaya aur taarif karte huye bola – wah! Chai aur upma to bahut badhiyaa hai!! Gudiya, tu to bahut achchi rasoiya lagti hai. Lagta hai ab hum dono ko khoob swaad khaana milega.
Unki tareef sun rani nazrein neechi kar muskurane lagi. Itne mein ranga bade laad se bola – Yahan aao meri chidiyaa! Aao humri god mein apne haath se tumko khilata hoon.
Rani ko kutte ki tarah puchkarte huye wo utha aur rani ki ek baah pakadkar use apni taraf haule se kheech liya. Haalaki rani unki nagnata se abhi bhi sakucha rahi thi par unke pyaar se wo chhup rahi. Aaj tak kisine ne uske saath itne pyaar se vyavahaar nahi kiya tha. Aur achcha khana, rahne ko itna bada ghar, achche kapde, pyaar; in sabke ehsaanon tale wo daabi ja rahi thi.
Inhi sochon mein uljhi wo ranga ke god mein ja baithi.
Ranga ne use ek jaangh pe baithaya aur dono apne baaju rani ko dono taraf laped diya. Right haath mein upma ka plate liye left haath mein chammach se utha kar khilane laga.
Rani ko ranga ka laad bahut achcha laga.

Itne mein darwaje par dastak huyi to Jagga ne lapak kar apna dhoti uthaya aur kamar par lapet uth gaya. Uske darwaja kholte tak Ranga bhi apna dhoti lapet chuka tha.
Jagga ne door khola to saamne maala ko paaya.
Ye wohi aurat thi jiski baat wo rani se kar rahe the.

30-35 saal ki umra hogi uski. Rani ne dekha wo sar se paav tak bhagve choge mein thi.
Lambe baal, maathe pe teeka, gaale mein rudraksh ki maala, sachmuch kisi mandir ki pujarin lag rahi thi wo vaishyaa.

Maala andar aakar rani ko upar-se-neche tak dekha aur uske gaal par chikoti kaat boli – To ye hai nanhi dulhin? Are ranga aap to bole the ki 18 ki hai par ye to aur masoom dikh rahi hai? Khoob mast dulhin laaye hai apne liye, haan??

Rani ke gaal sharam se laal ho gaye aur nazrein neeche gad gayee.

Maala mazaak karte fir boli – are wah ee to lajaati bhi hai? Kya re gudiya biyaah karegi in bailon se???

Rani ke to honth hi sil gaye the jaise.

Maala uski awatha samajhte huye boli – aa tujhe taiyaar kar doo.
Ye kehte huye dono bedroom mein chale gaye.

Ranga-jagga tab us room mein ke ek corner mein table pe bhagwaan ke naam par RATI-KAMDEV (sex god-goddess) ki murti lagaye aur deep-dhoop-loban-phool aur doosre pooja ke samaan laga diye.

Udhar maala kamre pahunchke rani ko ek baar fir upar-se-neeche tak dekha aur apni jawani un dono ke haath lutne ki yaad kar andar se sihar uthi. Aaj fir ek masoom aur nadaan unke changul mein fans ke lutne waali thi. Shayad 2-3 saal baad rani bhi usi ke brothel ki shobha badhaye.
Wo ranga-jagga ke khauff se anjaan bhi na thi isliye un khayalon ko bhool wo apne bag se dulhan ke saaj-shringaar ka sab samaan nikalne lagi.
Maala ne poocha – ka re gudiya, suhaagraat mein ka ka hota hai kucch maloom hai ki nahi??
Rani ne masoomiyat se inkar mein garden jhuka diya.
Maala ne muskurate huye bola – are to kaise khush karegi apne maradon ko??
Rani bholepan se boli – khoob achcha khana khilayenge, ghar sambhalenge, kapde dhoyenge, badan dabayenge; koi dukh nahi hone denge.

Maala jor se haste huye boli- are ee sab to koi naukrani bhi kar degi fir lugaai ka ka fayda? Aur bachcha kaise paida karegi apne mardon ke liye??

Ye to rani ne socha hi na tha. Achraj mein doobi usne poocha – ee to humko maloom hi nahi hai.

Maala uske baalon mein haath ferti boli – baith yahan tujhe sab samjhati hoon.

Fir dono palang par baith gaye aur maala boli – dekh gudiya, marad ko khush karne ka matlab hai bhagwaan ko khush karna. Aur unko khush karne ke liye unke ling ko khoob khush rakho. Jabhi bhi wo khada ho to use shaant karne ke liye uska amrit peeyo.

Rani aankein phaad kar use dekh rahi thi.

Maala samjhate huye boli – ling yani unka lund.
Fir usne rani ke choot par haath rakhte huye boli – yahan tumhara gaddha hai aur unka danda. Jab ling lugaai ke har gaddhe mein ghuskar apna prasad yaani amrit dega tabhi aurat ko sundar aur gol-matol bachcha hoga.
Purush ka amrit kabhi barbaad nahi hon chahiye nahi to bhagwaan naraaz ho jaate hai.
Aurat ka to sab chhed khali purush ka ling ko ghuswane ke liye bana hai. Aur ek baat, tumhare mardon ka jitna amrit nikalogi utna wo tumse khush rahenge. Samjhi!!

Samajhna kya tha, rani to hakki-bakki aakhein faad maala ko dekhe jaa rahi thi. In baaton ke baare mein na to use kucch maloom tha na kucch kalpana. Abhi use samajh raha tha ki uska baap raat mein uski maa ke jaanghon ke beech kya dhoondta tha.

Jab bolne layak hui to daarte huye boli – Mataji, agr aisa hai to hum apne bhagwaan ko kabhi dukhi nahi hone denge. Par hum unka ling dekhe hain, wo to humare chhedon mein kaise jaayega.

Sab jayega beti, tumko maloom nahi hai par ek aurat 13” lumba ling apne yoni mein le sakti hai. Pehla baar bahut takleef hoga. Samajh lena bhagwaan tumhara imtihaan le rahe hai. Baad mein fir tumko swarg ka ehsaas hoga. Ab tumhare narak ke din khatam ho gaye hai gudiya rani. Ab tumko bhagwan mil gaye hai aur wo bhi do-do.

Maala ki in baaton se rani ke chehre ki muskaan fir laut aayi aur wo saaj samaan ulat-pulat dekhne lagi.

Kareeb1 ghante baad jab dono bahar nikle to ranga-jagga thithak kar dekhte rah gaye.